{"id":2765,"date":"2015-01-08T11:14:12","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T03:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/?p=2765"},"modified":"2015-01-08T11:14:12","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T03:14:12","slug":"word-7-for-2015-sphincter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/2015\/01\/08\/word-7-for-2015-sphincter\/","title":{"rendered":"Word #7 for 2015: Sphincter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Lynette, the word is &#8220;sphincter&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>This is what I came up with:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Letting it out<br \/>\nKeeping it in<br \/>\nThrough these gates<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nNone shall pass<br \/>\nThe soldier of my body<br \/>\nThis window to the mysteries of my gut<br \/>\nRestrains the smelly fart<br \/>\nThat threatens to explode<br \/>\nFrom between the anal slats<br \/>\nOh Sphincter!<br \/>\nYou are small<br \/>\nBut you are<br \/>\nThe lifeguard of humiliation<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Lynette, the word is &#8220;sphincter&#8221;. This is what I came up with: Letting it out Keeping it in Through these gates None shall pass The soldier of my body This window to the mysteries of my gut Restrains the smelly fart That threatens to explode From between the anal slats Oh Sphincter! You are &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/2015\/01\/08\/word-7-for-2015-sphincter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Word #7 for 2015: Sphincter&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[528],"tags":[218],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2765"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2765"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2766,"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2765\/revisions\/2766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}