{"id":446,"date":"2007-09-30T11:50:16","date_gmt":"2007-09-30T03:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/2007\/09\/30\/paparazzo\/"},"modified":"2015-01-02T11:45:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T03:45:34","slug":"paparazzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joanneteo.com\/wordpress\/2007\/09\/30\/paparazzo\/","title":{"rendered":"Paparazzo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wah, my house got famous people come and shoot.<\/p>\n

I was sleeping, there was yelling, I looked out the window. I snapped.<\/p>\n

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Another riveting Channel 8 drama coming to you. Action, drama, love.<\/p>\n

Chor lor guy gives the chop to Porsche driving guy.<\/p>\n

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“Talk to my back, I’m too pissed to look at you” scene.<\/p>\n

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Tough negotiation. “I really like you, and your red Toyota is more fuel efficient, but I’d like a spin around the block with the Yellow Porsche guy first. You understand, don’t you? Plus, it’s yellow. You know what they say about people who like yellow.”<\/p>\n

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“That’s true. Aww… if you smile like that, you can do whatever with whoever you want. Actually, can I also get a ride in the cramped back seat? I’ve never been in a Porsche before.”<\/p>\n

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“See the way she’s flicking dandruff off my shoulder? I get the girl in the end, okay.”<\/p>\n

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So who are these actors?<\/p>\n

Gemma tells me it’s Li Nanxing. Very famous.<\/p>\n

Okay. I’ll take her word for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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