Paparazzo

Wah, my house got famous people come and shoot.

I was sleeping, there was yelling, I looked out the window. I snapped.

Another riveting Channel 8 drama coming to you. Action, drama, love.

Chor lor guy gives the chop to Porsche driving guy.

“Talk to my back, I’m too pissed to look at you” scene.

Tough negotiation. “I really like you, and your red Toyota is more fuel efficient, but I’d like a spin around the block with the Yellow Porsche guy first. You understand, don’t you? Plus, it’s yellow. You know what they say about people who like yellow.”

“That’s true. Aww… if you smile like that, you can do whatever with whoever you want. Actually, can I also get a ride in the cramped back seat? I’ve never been in a Porsche before.”

“See the way she’s flicking dandruff off my shoulder? I get the girl in the end, okay.”

So who are these actors?

Gemma tells me it’s Li Nanxing. Very famous.

Okay. I’ll take her word for it.